Gotterdammerung (Twilight of the Envelopes)
I can get along with most people, but not those who open envelopes from the side, not the top. Although I do get some enjoyment from tossing out the envelopes because I'm not going to waste my time trying to get the paperwork back inside. Even more fun, if the client is watching while I do it.
I just noticed that the three worst offenders among my clients all have surnames of German origin. In fact, they all start with the letter G, as in guttural. (Or gutter.) Has anyone else noticed this?
