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PATAX
Level 12
March 13, 2023

Come on now, more boogers on forms

  • March 13, 2023
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Second year in a row with alleged booger marks on forms. Similar looking booger marks but a different client . What is going on here? Has not Kleenex been invented? I have to photocopy the document too for due diligence.

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dkh
Level 15
March 13, 2023

Gross !!!       But how about a nail clipping.... pretty sure it was toe nail.  Couple weeks ago a client was dropping off paperwork, as he was shuffling throw to show me what he brought - that nasty nail clipping slipped out.   Barf !

He left it on the table like no big deal.

PATAX
PATAXAuthor
Level 12
March 13, 2023

What a creep. I think we should file workers comp claims for severe anguish for dealing with this nonsense.

IRonMaN
Level 15
March 13, 2023

These are all just part of the latest IRS due diligence requirements - did you both run DNA tests on those samples like you are required to do?

Slava Ukraini!
PATAX
PATAXAuthor
Level 12
March 13, 2023

I think I'm going to call RCooley and see if I can borrow a bottle of Fireball from him.

IRonMaN
Level 15
March 13, 2023

I doubt he has any left after celebrating the arrival of his favorite form.

Slava Ukraini!
Jim-from-Ohio
Intuit Community Champion
March 13, 2023

What gets me is when clients lick their fingers as they fiddle through their paperwork.. that really bugs me.. no, i don't want to touch that now.. also when they put stuff on the chair next to them instead of putting their papers on my desk.. also bothers me.  I had a lady doing all the licking of each document and i could not take it anymore.. so i said. umm.. can i see the whole stack.. it is easier that way.

IRonMaN
Level 15
March 13, 2023

Jim getting ready for his next appointment

Slava Ukraini!
Jim-from-Ohio
Intuit Community Champion
March 13, 2023

dodged another bullet.. i walked up to the lobby to see if my next appt was here.. he was walking right in with a folder in his hand and said he had to go to the bathroom first.. i said.. "I'll take the  folder and get started on it"  I don't want any bathroom folders i thought to myself

Level 15
March 13, 2023

Somebody on another forum mentioned that for two years in a row, one client included a condom in his envelope of paperwork.

dkh
Level 15
March 13, 2023

Oh please tell me it was still in the wrapper.

 

maybe a hint they were interested in a hook up....lol