Long live the Nigerian prince!

I don't know if I should announce my retirement quite yet, but when I got home last night I found a letter from a prestigious Toronto lawyer wanting to split something like a bazillion dollars in life insurance with me.  It seems a poor lady was tragically killed in a car accident and had a huge life insurance policy but evidently didn't list any living beneficiaries in the policy.  Luckily my last name and hers are the same so obviously I must be related so the check is as good as almost in the mail.  Hopefully the barrister is better at law than he is at geography, since he mentioned that he had a convention in California and originally was going to stop in and visit me at that time.  Geez, if I would have known that, I would have stood outside and waived to him when the plane flew over me.  Anyway, I'm not here to brag about my soon to be arriving fortune.  Instead, since I have so many friends here, I thought I would start taking orders from everybody as to how many cases of Fireball I can ship to them in appreciation of our friendship.  Once that deposit hits my bank account, the Fireball will be shipped!  As a side note, I already have a semi completely load up for a special delivery to Mr Fireball in IL.