It's been an interesting year so far in Intuitland

🌪️️ “The SALT of Intuitland” – A Short Tale of Bug & Rebellion

Once upon a bleak February morning, the Citizens of Intuitland awoke to a terrifying truth:

Their SALT deductions were broken.

In the cornfields of Illinois, a whisper spread:

“Q3 of 2024… is being counted in 2025.”

The people gasped. That estimate had been paid months ago.
It belonged to the past, but Intuit’s ledger dragged it into the future like a tax-time ghost.

Meanwhile, Q3 of 2025, a rightful citizen of the current year, was vanishing — not seen, not counted, lost in the schema void.

As refunds shrank and Schedule A cracked, the peasants rioted.

“This is madness,” cried Brenda of Kane County.
“No,” said Michael the Bold. “This is... Intuitland.”

California trembled with credit bugs.
New York delayed its release scrolls.
Ohio’s school districts rebelled again.

But it was Illinois that lit the match.

And so the Tax Knights took up arms — overrides in hand, PDFs in satchels — ready to fight for Line 5a, truth, and every capped deduction the IRS would allow.

The war has begun.
The SALT is tainted.
Q3 shall not be forgotten.