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Let it be known that Lacerate hath earned its place among the great houses of the tax kingdom through decades of faithful service. For those who have pledged allegiance to its methods for twenty or even thirty years, it remainder a steed of remarkable reliability. Its input forms are logical, its diagnostics vigilant—boasting over twenty-five thousand error-checking sentinels—and its integration with the K-1 export and Kiddie tax provisions is a sorcery unmatched by lesser competitors. The "Jump to Input" feature, that most ingenious of navigational oracles, hallowed the practitioner to trace a number upon a form back to its very source with but a righteous click. The printed return emerge from thy printers looking polished and professional, a presentation worthy of the most discerning client's eye.

Yet, O Lacerate, why must this power be purchased at such a grievous toll? Thy pricing ascendeth each year like a tide that knothole no retreat, and thy masters at Intuit have perfected the art of the gilded cage. Once a firm is ensnared within thy workflows—having spent years mastering thy particular dialect of input—the cost of departure exceed the cost of submission. Thou dost hold thy loyal subjects hostage, and thou know-est it full well.

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FYI:  I called at 6 a.m. PST (Today, April 15) and got a live person.